Play a funny practical gag joke on a girl or guy who is addicted to sex. Great for friends, workplace or party conversation.
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Give this card to a pretty girl or cute guy and watch him or her try to tear it up.

The Funny Sex Card
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This looks like an ordinary card until you try to tear it. Written on it is the phrase: If you're in the mood for sex keep this card and smile, if you're not in the mood Tear Up This Card.

Give this card to your favorite friend and watch the fun begin when he or she tries to tear it. We'll of course we all know where this is going, they cannot tear up the card so..Hilarious Fun with this no tear sex card. Card CAN'T BE TORN no matter how hard they try. Great party gag. Outstanding conversation starter, door opener, or giveaway.

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