The Humping Dog Will Have You Dying With Laughter!
Humphrey the humping dog. Gross testosterone ridden creature. Strap him to anything. Furniture, your leg, the old lady next door, or anything else you can think of.
Squeeze him. Humphrey starts growling in a rather vulgar manner, and then begins to pelvic thrust. Then his barking, howling, and thrusting grows more and more insistent. As the end approaches this obscene canine becomes absolutely frantic, pumping at a lightning speed most people surely only dream of, and letting loose with sounds that will surely insult even the most worldly observer.
The sigh of sweet satisfaction he lets out at the end indicates that this is indeed a dog possessed. I am appalled at this product. You, your cat, and your friends will be as well.
Disgusting Humphrey the humping dog will make you and your guest laugh thier asses off! Makes a great gift for any pet lover and just about ANYONE looking for a funny practical joke!
Just think of all the times you could use this! Please be sure to browse our website and check out our other gag gift items!
- 4 AA batteries and is included! ( I bet your not used to hearing that :)
- Size: 12 inches tall.
